The Haunted Hop & Pop Halloween Spooktacular
Photo by Bill Rhodes.
Well, hello, fellow masters of the dark arts, pupils of the putrid, mischief makers and night crawlers alike! It is I, Gregory the Ghastly! The Halloween season will soon be unleashed at The “Haunted” Hop Ice Cream - and “Petrifying” Pop Bubble Tea!!! Lend us a limb and let us drag you through the season of our oozy Ice Cream and Bubble Tea offerings...
Expect to be hypnotized at The Hop & Pop on Miserable Merrimon, in Worst Asheville, by the ghosts inside S&W Market, and in the withered heart of Black Mountain. I suggest you stay put as the bells toll the approach of All Hallows Eve.
eYE sCREAM cAKES
Is there a ghoul in your life that just dies for Halloween? Well, at The Haunted Hop Ice Cream have the quintessential gift - Eye Scream Cakes!
Ahhahahahahahaaaa!
Now available at The Hop on miserable Merrimon.
Gothic Waffle Cones
A deep, dark evil is back all October long at The Haunted Hop Ice Cream. Using unstable anitmatter painstakingly scraped from the event horizon of Asheville's cryptic ultra-dimensional portal, Gothic Waffle Cones are, at best, a soul sucking vacuum. At worst? Well, you'll just have to find out, won't you? The only promises I can make are that once you delve into its Vacuous Depths you may never return and, if by chance you do, you will never be the same again.
Bloody, Batty Bubble Tea
The ruthless rascality begins with Pop Bubble Tea. Co-founders, Eva "Bats" Peterson and "Gory" Ashley Garrison combined their misanthropic missions to formulate the following...
👻Vampire's Blood - 吸血殭屍👻
Sparkling bloody strawberry lemonade with grass jelly bats and an eyeball.
👻Witch's Cauldron - 女巫鍋👻
Honeydew milk tea with grass jelly bats, bloody strawberry sauce, and an eyeball.
👻Special Topping👻
Grass jelly bats
👻Halloween Costume Contest👻
Emerge at Pop Bubble Tea in your most spirited wares through All Hallows Eve for a chance to win a $20 Gift Card! See any mad Popster for details.
Spooky, Scary Ice Cream
Crossing over into The Haunted Hop Ice Cream we eagerly entreat you to eat your fill of our haunting offerings...
👻Shattered Glass👻
Is that the sound of a window breaking? Is someone, or something, trying to get in? Nope, that’s just someone happily crunching on crème brûlée ice cream made with brûléed sugar.
👻A Ghastly Tomb (pictured)👻
A sacrificial concoction of cryptic coconut, vile vanilla, bloody raspberry, and white chocolate bones made to satiate Gregory the Ghastly's Halloween spirit.
👻Fear The Reaper👻
The most wicked and maniacal local pepper farmer has a surprise for you in this chocolate ice cream.
👻Putrid Pumpkin👻
Made with only the foulest pumpkins Lee's One Fortune Farm has to offer.
👻Vegan Dracula's Blood Oat Milk👻
Do you love the nightlife? Are you tired of not living forever? Then ask your Witch Doctor if vegan Dracula’s Blood (crazed chocolate with bloody raspberry) is right for you. Side effects may include: sharpening of teeth, occasional transformation into a bat, sensitivity to light.
👻Special Topping👻
Bloo-, no, I mean, "cherry coulis". Enjoy splattered in infernal Volcano Cones, demonic Deluxe Milkshakes, or vicious Sundaes.
Mwahahaheheheheheeeeeee!
-Gregory The Ghastly
